Here’s everything you pretty much need to know to start reading Cow & Buffalo…

Cow is not very smart
ENJOYS: almost everything, sandwiches, fighting crime, adventures, miss hen’s eggs, ice cream

Buffalo is smarter than cow
ENJOYS: hardly anything, sandwiches, books, politics, lego star wars

Cabbie is from the future
ENJOYS: food, movies, food

Bronto is cow’s pet brontosuarus
ENJOYS: whatever cow is doing

Evil Pig is evil
ENJOYS: taking over the world, destroying captain cow and/or bison boy, long walks on the beach

Andrew sticks his head in from time to time
ENJOYS: useless facts, motorcycles, pittsburgh

Miss Hen is irritable
ENJOYS: not being in the comic for over three years, keeping her eggs safe from cow

Ash time travels
ENJOYS: sleeping, eating, warm windows

Mike Maihack draws the comic
ENJOYS: sleeping, eating, warm windows